Ya know.. sometimes I use big words.. I don't always understand them.. but I wanna make myself appear more photosynthesis. I had to stop drinking... I had to quit. I discovered I was allergic to alcohol.. every time I drank.. I broke out in handcuffs. My penis was in the "Guinness book of world records" once!.. but then the Librarian made me take it out.
ya know how to Find the perfect woman.... Play Monopoly with her.. and if she chooses the Iron.. shes a keeper. When I make a woman breakfast in bed..... ya know... a simple Thank
you is all I ask for.. not all that WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW THE
HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE BS..
I'm gonna change my
Facebook name to Benefits.. that way when someone adds me on Facebook it
will say "you are now friends with Benefits" I was masturbating the
other day when I heard someone yell for help.. I came as fast as I could
My gf dumped me cause I stole her wheelchair... but she always comes crawling back!
What is actually wrong with you?
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